If you're going to make a wanker of yourself, there could be consequences

By Joanne McCarthy
January 27 2018 - 12:00pm
A beach fantasy
A beach fantasy

I WAS running up an empty beach years ago when I passed a bloke in a sand dune about 10 metres away to my left.

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